Just a couple of quotes that really made me laugh from the Fox Television series New Girl, if you haven’t seen it check it out.
Schmidt: Pine is the wood of wood of poor people and out houses
Jess: And Nick why do you have Cannons drawn all over you back?
Winston: Those are Canons Jess.
Jess: Long stem mushrooms?
Jess: So that’s not a mossy cave?
Winston: You have the credit rating of a homeless ghost.
I love this show.